After removing a drunken post from my other blog - nope, you dont know where it is. And if you ask nicely, you may get it. Actually, mostly you wont unless our only connection is via the blogs - and where were we?
Yup; after removing a drunken post from my blog - oh, c'mmon extended family and old friends, stop being so shocked - i was depressed. Then I ended up in this blog, where the author had posted a hilarious video.
That really did not tickle my funny bone, so I googled a few of my favorites and sent them to him. And at the end of all the watching, I was laughing. Again. Awesome!
What is a better tag than one where you ask readers to post five videos that crack you up anytime you see them?
These are mine:
5. The younger brother of Ticktickticktick... :)
4. Jolene, Jolene, Jolen Joleeeene.....
3. Eeeeeeeeeeef you come todaaaaaaay....
2.Shut your F.... :)
1. Welllllllllllll......
Thats me. Always a sucker for bathroom humor. Its a good thing I dont have any kids with this sense of humor. What good mom will laugh at these?
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Love's Labor Salvaged
There is an episode of HIMYM where Ted realizes that Robin's dogs were all gifts from her ex boyfriends.
So gals; and guys; let us look at the happy stuff : Yeah they were idiots to leave us/ nor reciprocate our crushes ( includes the preschool ones too) . Yeah they lead boring or unhappy lives now. Yeah, we will have our days of glory and will have our happily ever after.
So, being not bitter and being fabulous and magnanimous and all, lets take a look at the good things that we got and cool habits that we picked up. Five of them the max. Btw, saying "I learned how to identify an a$$h¤l£ doesnt count. Lets be positive here!
Here is my list:
1. American Dad: I was way away from home, and I met this cute guy who absolutely loved American Dad. But despite being introduced to the Smith family, we broke up.
2. A coffee mug: I stole it from one of my major crushes. Stole as in; took it and told him I was going to keep it.
3. Trekking: I realized I have the stamina to trek all day when we went trekking in Chirapunji. He was the trek organizer.
4. Books: From the coffee mug guy and the trek guy. Again, stole them; and explicitly told them that they are not getting them back. Aaah... the good times... ( wrt free books, not wrt lousy emotional choices)
Yup. Thats about it.
So... whoever reads the blog, do compose your list, and let me know by dropping a comment here.
So gals; and guys; let us look at the happy stuff : Yeah they were idiots to leave us/ nor reciprocate our crushes ( includes the preschool ones too) . Yeah they lead boring or unhappy lives now. Yeah, we will have our days of glory and will have our happily ever after.
So, being not bitter and being fabulous and magnanimous and all, lets take a look at the good things that we got and cool habits that we picked up. Five of them the max. Btw, saying "I learned how to identify an a$$h¤l£ doesnt count. Lets be positive here!
Here is my list:
1. American Dad: I was way away from home, and I met this cute guy who absolutely loved American Dad. But despite being introduced to the Smith family, we broke up.
2. A coffee mug: I stole it from one of my major crushes. Stole as in; took it and told him I was going to keep it.
3. Trekking: I realized I have the stamina to trek all day when we went trekking in Chirapunji. He was the trek organizer.
4. Books: From the coffee mug guy and the trek guy. Again, stole them; and explicitly told them that they are not getting them back. Aaah... the good times... ( wrt free books, not wrt lousy emotional choices)
Yup. Thats about it.
So... whoever reads the blog, do compose your list, and let me know by dropping a comment here.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Tagz!
Tagged by Usha... feel free to think about this...
Caveat: I will not mention about - well, if you know it; i dont have to say it here; if you dont, you dont have to know it.
I am:happy.
I think: mostly logically; and allow impulse to take over the reins once in a while...
I know: things aint that important... :) well, except for a few things anyway...
I want: to soak up the sun in a cotton dress, which doesnt seem to happen in Finland :(
I have: great friends
I wish: for a bunch of roses with heady fragrance.... cant pick them from the parks here... and the ones in flowershops doesnt smell... :(
I hate: people taking me for granted
I miss: monsoon and mallu food...
I fear: falling from great heights. Most of my nightmares are around that.
I feel: peaceful
I hear: wind
I smell: hot tea and my basil plant
I crave: for hot tapioca with grounded green chilli & small onions, with a bit of oil n mustard powder
I search: at the drop of a hat
I wonder: how it would be in California ( well, will mention it just once!)
I regret: wasting my time on duffers.
Though I wouldn't really like to acknowledge it, and convince myself that I shouldn't really regret.. For all those actions shaped me into this person that I am proud of. ( copied this from Usha)
I love: good blogs, dogs and kitties, humor ans sarcasm where it is deserved.
I ache: naah, im good.
I care: more than I show.
I am not: perfect.
I believe: I believe. Period.
I dance: when Im comfortable with my surroundings.
I sing: when Im happy.
I cry: when I feel frustrated.
I don’t always: act the same way.
I fight: for my loved ones.
I write: when I feel like it.
I win: Signed out of the win-lose games long ago.
I lose: See above.
I never: believe in absolutes.
I always: see above.
I confuse: a lot of things.
I listen: a lot of things.
I can usually be found:at work or at home; when Im not at other places.
I am scared: of losing my chances and living to regret it.
I need: faith - in myself, in you, in the world.
I am happy about: the fact that I can be happy, and my happiness depends on me.
Caveat: I will not mention about - well, if you know it; i dont have to say it here; if you dont, you dont have to know it.
I am:happy.
I think: mostly logically; and allow impulse to take over the reins once in a while...
I know: things aint that important... :) well, except for a few things anyway...
I want: to soak up the sun in a cotton dress, which doesnt seem to happen in Finland :(
I have: great friends
I wish: for a bunch of roses with heady fragrance.... cant pick them from the parks here... and the ones in flowershops doesnt smell... :(
I hate: people taking me for granted
I miss: monsoon and mallu food...
I fear: falling from great heights. Most of my nightmares are around that.
I feel: peaceful
I hear: wind
I smell: hot tea and my basil plant
I crave: for hot tapioca with grounded green chilli & small onions, with a bit of oil n mustard powder
I search: at the drop of a hat
I wonder: how it would be in California ( well, will mention it just once!)
I regret: wasting my time on duffers.
Though I wouldn't really like to acknowledge it, and convince myself that I shouldn't really regret.. For all those actions shaped me into this person that I am proud of. ( copied this from Usha)
I love: good blogs, dogs and kitties, humor ans sarcasm where it is deserved.
I ache: naah, im good.
I care: more than I show.
I am not: perfect.
I believe: I believe. Period.
I dance: when Im comfortable with my surroundings.
I sing: when Im happy.
I cry: when I feel frustrated.
I don’t always: act the same way.
I fight: for my loved ones.
I write: when I feel like it.
I win: Signed out of the win-lose games long ago.
I lose: See above.
I never: believe in absolutes.
I always: see above.
I confuse: a lot of things.
I listen: a lot of things.
I can usually be found:at work or at home; when Im not at other places.
I am scared: of losing my chances and living to regret it.
I need: faith - in myself, in you, in the world.
I am happy about: the fact that I can be happy, and my happiness depends on me.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Tagging time!
There is no better time to blog than when you are sick. I have an early morning meeting tomorrow, I hope I can sleep off the sickness by then. Else it is going to be a hell of a day which is going to end in an office dinner. Not going is not an option. There is an inhouse doctor, and chances are I hve better chances of survival if I collapse in the office than if I stay at home. Our company have a emergency helpline number to call in case of personal need, but who is going to dial the number when I am sick? My plants?
So, here we go with the tags. as MacD said, I am the source of all things taggy.
Share with us five things which made you feel special very recently. End each incident with 'I felt special'.
And here I go:
5. Today when I was walking, a labrador came upto me to be petted. This when both her owners were with her. I felt special.
4. I got a spontaneous 'thank you' from a colleague who is way more senior wrt age, position and experience. In public. In front of my manager. And said that it was the opinion of the whole team. I am the junior most member there. I felt special.
3. My girls from engineering talked to me today. Via Gtalk. Via Gmail. I felt special.
2. Last friday, someone whom I have just recently known got me couple of pictures of something I wanted to see. I was not expecting it. I felt special.
1. One the bus, a handsome dude of five years was staring at me. When I smiled at him, he blushed and smiled back. I felt special :-)
And then I had to fall sick... :(
And I tag:
MaryP
Jinns
Usha
Seema
MacD
and the rest of you who feel like bragging a bit on how special you feel, join in! :)
So, here we go with the tags. as MacD said, I am the source of all things taggy.
Share with us five things which made you feel special very recently. End each incident with 'I felt special'.
And here I go:
5. Today when I was walking, a labrador came upto me to be petted. This when both her owners were with her. I felt special.
4. I got a spontaneous 'thank you' from a colleague who is way more senior wrt age, position and experience. In public. In front of my manager. And said that it was the opinion of the whole team. I am the junior most member there. I felt special.
3. My girls from engineering talked to me today. Via Gtalk. Via Gmail. I felt special.
2. Last friday, someone whom I have just recently known got me couple of pictures of something I wanted to see. I was not expecting it. I felt special.
1. One the bus, a handsome dude of five years was staring at me. When I smiled at him, he blushed and smiled back. I felt special :-)
And then I had to fall sick... :(
And I tag:
MaryP
Jinns
Usha
Seema
MacD
and the rest of you who feel like bragging a bit on how special you feel, join in! :)
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Update, Shupsdate
Another tag! Again, created by me.
Now, on this blog, just post five bits of information about you which you have never shared with your blog readers before. No "I plan..." or "I hope..." here - lets look at what has already happened.
Here is my list:
1. I am learning Finnish
2. I bought a bicycle & have started cycling to work
3. I am very sensitive to the long days of Finland and have started waking at 530 am without an alarm clock.
4. I resort to tags to avoid writing a blog post :)
5. I am not fond of chocolate as I used to be. [ This from the girl who conquered one of her worst fears for chocolate ]
And now....
MaryP
MacD
Karthik
Seema
&
Connie
Go forth, my minions! Go forth and spread the tag!! Buahahahaa!!!
Now, on this blog, just post five bits of information about you which you have never shared with your blog readers before. No "I plan..." or "I hope..." here - lets look at what has already happened.
Here is my list:
1. I am learning Finnish
2. I bought a bicycle & have started cycling to work
3. I am very sensitive to the long days of Finland and have started waking at 530 am without an alarm clock.
4. I resort to tags to avoid writing a blog post :)
5. I am not fond of chocolate as I used to be. [ This from the girl who conquered one of her worst fears for chocolate ]
And now....
MaryP
MacD
Karthik
Seema
&
Connie
Go forth, my minions! Go forth and spread the tag!! Buahahahaa!!!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
5 people I hate
This is a tag meme created by me to vent and to dissipate all that anger/frustration. The rules are simple - you just need to list 5 categories of people whom you hate and why.
Here is my list:
1. People who think only they know what is right:
Granted, your ways would be good for you, but there is a reason you are you and I am I. If I need advice, I will ask for it. And yes, you are boring too.
2. Anonymous / random dudes who think I know them:
Listen up losers, I dont know who you are and wont too, unless you identify yourself. A blogger with a legit blog profile and a public blog but with a nom-de-plume has identified her/himself for all practical purposes. You with your lameass name doesnt. And unless we were bosom buddies, it is just common courtusy ( and intelligence ) to assume that I would have forgotten about you. So, please.identify.yourself.
3. Irritating buggers who get a high by bullying me:
I know I am tiny. And yes, I know I have a lot of quirks. But guess what, I am not put on this world to provide you entertainment. So unless you ease off with your bullying, at some point I am going to break and shower you with invectives and seriously hurt you.
4. People who make fun of homosexuals.
Hey jerk, yes, I'm talking to you. Do you know that one of my closest friends is homosexual? And that I am friends with, and work with many of them?And that I respect those people, and is pretty much fond of them? Take your prejudices somewhere else, and dont bother me.
5. People who try to emotionally manipulate.
Hey wimp, I dont need you permission to do what I want to do. And what is that? Oh, it is whinny noises that you are making? Frankly my dear, I couldnt care a damn.
I tag:
MacD (sorry gal, I am food obsessed these days :)
Karram ( bugger, where is your blog? )
Sigh. Guess this tells you a bit about my state of mind right now. Work , inexplicably, goes on pretty much cool. And on a weekend, why should any person living in Finland think about work?
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